In short, I make funny. I've been told that I'm a selfish prick. I get that, like a hot, sexy, pampered intellectual with a big %$#@ and a marathon tongue. Im young enough to do it often and old enough to do it right. I don't have time for petty drama or emotional hysterics. I do what i want, when i want...and what I want is to give you what you need. I'm here for you and I don't even know you. That doesn't sound like a selfish prick to me, does it?
